Overthunk

With a little luck, we can help it out. We can make this whole damn thing work out. With a little love, we can lay it down. Cant you feel the town exploding? There is no end to what we can do together. There is no end, there is no end. The willow turns his back on inclement weather; And if he can do it, we can do it, just me and you, And a little luck, we can clear it up. We can bring it in for a landing, With a little luck, we can turn it on. There can be no misunderstanding. There is no end to what we can do together. There is no end, there is no end. The willow turns his back on inclement weather; We can do it, just me and you. With a little push, we could set it off. We can send it rocketing skywards. With a little love, we could shake it up. Don't you feel the comet exploding? With a little luck. With a little luck. With a little luck, a little luck, a little luck. ------------------ So won't you listen to what the man said? - P. McC.

Appropos of the ubiquitous holiday of the prevailing belief system at the current temporal moment, here is a not-awaited, hardly polished, non-genius parody of The Beatles' "I Am the Walrus" -- I AM AT WALMART. Lyrics: I Am At Walmart Begun July 24, 2011, finished Decemberish 2011. Daddy, mama, cousins, auntie, me and you and grandma shop together. See how they whine for everything that shines, see how they whine. Kids crying. Sitting by the cornflakes, waiting for the man to come. Exploded jar of pickles, don’t go in ‘til Tuesday. Otherwise you want to kill and lines are much too long. I just want eggs, man, but I’ll spend a hundred. I am at Walmart. Stuffed kangaroos. Rent A Cop Policeman sitting Driving his golf cart past the cars in rows. See carts fly, dinging cars, then guy in orange vest runs. Kids crying, kids cryyyyyying. Kids crying. Kids cryyyy. Yellow squishy filling, glistening in apple pie. Cheap crab legs, hey fish man, gimme 13 o...

If you do, FORGET ABOUT "SMOKE ON THE WATER" and soak THIS up.

The Official Song of the 2008 Olympics: Welcome to Beijing -- Please Ignore the Communism. My apologies for reposting, Bride of Porkins, but it's just too perfect. Be on the lookout for Jackie Chan.