Overthunk

School let out this past week, and thus the summer has truly begun. (FUUUCK YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.) As a celebration of that, the first watermelon for personal use was purchased a few days ago, and I spent a chunk of the morning helping it slip its mortal coil so that I could devour it. Despite its anemic appearance, it has the requisite hollow sound when tapped and tasted appropriately sweet (although it will likely not be a contender for Best Watermelon of the Summer). While shoveling it into my waiting cakehole, I thought it might be amusing to start writing about Crazy Summer Things tm -- aka, things I only do because it's summertime. One of those things is eating watermelon after watermelon, just because I can. Resolved, I shall begin tracking summer watermelon consumption in the following ways: TNW - Total number of watermelons consumed alone DN - Days Needed to consume each melon completely WDR - Watermelon Deliciousness Rating (to include color, texture and sweetne...