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Ban? Feeled.

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Thank you, know it all lady who used to write printer drivers for Windows 95 (according to her statement to the customer ahead of me in line) at the second ubiquitous, yet feckless branch of a drive-thru veterinary office I attempted to go to today.  Your simple assessment of the situation: peering at my dog's bothersome ass and stating "this will take more time than we have" saved me from returning to the closer outpost of the nonhelpful drive-thru vet branch office and unleashing a Basil Fawlty-caliber explosion of sarcasm and screeching on the bint who, on the phone, and then in person, when I shambled forward with a clearly very nervous animal in my arms, demanded "proof of rabies," which I could not produce. Let's lay aside the fact that what you were actually demanding, in correct English, was a demonstrable case of frothy mouth and erratic possible lycanthropy. What you meant was, did I have a metal tag proving the dog had been inoculated again...

Hell (of a) Week

pretty shitty this week but I'm alive Oh dear What happened? omg do you really want to know the whole string of events? haha it's nuts one of my student's mom passed away my heating and a/c broke, was fixed, broke again and is now fixed again (yay for that one) I got sick went to the dr for that oh yuch had to take my dog to the vet, the vet got sick, so had to reschedule, go in today to find out my pug has lost his sight completely, no idea why,doing blood work, probably not going to regain anddddd i had a huge filling pop out while I was flossing in the car and spent all day yesterday getting a root canal you can't make this shit up Nope Never rains but it pours Are you still sick? getting better today I was taking vicodin for tooth pain but it made me so nauseous I actually barfed so off that but tooth isnt that bad hurting so that's good! all this mess has cost like $1000 so far nods thankfully, next week is spring break you'll need that to recover right on ...