Overthunk

I know, this trend is old news now, but its ridiculosity has not lessened. Do you want to say that this part of you is juicy? That may be a possibly serious medical problem, possibly related to ingestion of bad enchiladas. Why don't they get more descriptive with it? Like "Gassy" or "Pimply"? And hell, why doesn't the rest of the world besides fashionistas join in? These could appear in all parts of a department store: Menswear "Hairy" "Stanky" "Betta than Brad Pitt's" "Not an Entrance" "Bubble" Infants/Toddlers "Change This" "Caution: May Be Poopy" "Despite what I say, I should actually go potty" Plus Sizes "Got Back" "May Be Hot, May Not Depending on your Proclivities" The list is endless. I mean, if you're going to do a thing, don't do it half-assed! p.s. Go on, add your own!...

Even though we're all unique and special, just like every fuckin' snowflake and everyone else, we are also composites of stereotypes. While everyone talks shit about stereotypes, we also know that they wouldn't exist if there wasn't some truth to them. Here's a list of some of mine, in no particular order: American White Female Of Irish Descent -- i.e. Hot-tempered, Hardworking, Drunken, Proletarian Short and Fat Poor kid Teacher Texan From Dallas Writer Blogger College edumacated Curly-tressed Bleach blonde Intellectual Artist Musically obsessed Dog person Gamer Animal lover Homeowner Conventiongoer Sister Conservative Tree hugger Foulmouthed Computer geek Yep, that pretty much sums me up. Or not. Care to put your labels on the table?