Shopping OCD in its Various Forms

I've been paring down the amount of makeup I carry around with me at all times.

Currently, I am at the following purse totals:
  • Three eyeliners -- brown-black, purple and blue
  • One mascara -- brown-black
  • Three lipsticks (including one that doesn't come off unless scrubbed)
  • One clear lip gloss
  • Concealer (although the one I have is old and I've already bought a new one)
AND, this is only what I carry around... I have two makeup cases full of brushes, nail polish, eye shadow, glittery dust and other stuff, not to mention the dozens of tubes and packets I have shoved away in drawers.

It's foolishness, I know. How much makeup can one person wear at a time?
(Well, woman I mean, as I'm sure drag queens can wear significantly more.)

I cannot really explain this other than feeling that I have to have a CHOICE.

I do the same thing with shoes. I have probably 30 pairs. And oddly, I have noted that $6.00 Chinese-made shoes from Dollar General can smell like gasoline (making me wonder if I should avoid lit matches or flung cigarette butts).

The span between me and a small furry forest animal squirrelling away its precious for the winter is immeasurably small at times.

Comments

Jill said…
Oh wow, I think we're related. If I end up liking or finding a great deal on a makeup item, I must get three of the same but in different colors. And I have back-ups of all my regular uses: I purchase eyeliner, mascara & lip gloss in twos.

Its not crazy (or OCD?) I think its pretty sensible. Make up gets discontinued so easily, so really you're just taking a small step to make life easier in the long run. In terms of make up, that is. :)
2:38 PM
Anonymous said…
I dunno, don't most girls have a lot of makeup they carry around with 'em? Especially in Texas! I once had a girlfriend that kept all of her used makeup containers. She had drawers full of them. Now that is OCD.
3:43 PM
V said…
RM: Maybe it's NOT just me... whew.

Trevor: Now I'd never do that. Mine all have something in them.
9:50 PM
Dave Morris said…
For Christmas last year, I gave Violet a big leather purse with plenty of make-up space. She's not really a make-up person (not so much anyway) so she uses the space to carry stuff for me. There's a method to my madness.
9:27 AM
Anonymous said…
Makeup. I'm so glad that's not a guy thing!

It's bad enough we're shaving our bodies and using all-over body spray.

Fuck Abercrombie and Fitch.

Nice to see you posting, Overthunk!
2:16 PM
V said…
Dave: I've been thinking I need to get a bigger purse for all this crap. Now just to find a babydaddy... ;)

LBB: 'Tis my pleasure to be postin' -- would that I had more time and/or were cleverer.
9:50 PM
Azathoth100 said…
HEh. That so rocks. Small furry forest animals rule (this coming from a big furry forest animal). Sometimes I think we're all collectors at heart, it's just a matter of what we all collect that differs.
11:28 PM
Amandarama said…
I have no makeup in my bag. However, my make-up drawer in the bathroom is where eye shadow goes to die. I have at least 7 of them and I can't seem to bring myself to throw any of it away.
5:48 PM
V said…
Aza: I love squirrels.

Amanda: I think if I was on a desert isle, I would use a charred piece of stick as an eyeliner, such is the nature of my addiction.
9:55 PM
shoparound said…
I know that gasoline smell. I have a tote bag that has it with a little moth ball scent mixed in. *sweet*
2:33 AM
BrideOfPorkins said…
Just knowing you know that smell brings me peace. I thought it was just me that noticed it. I...oddly like the smell, but then my Nan liked to chew on replacement rubber heels back when they made those.

I used to carry one of those 18-shade eyeshadow things around with me, but now I don't carry a purse. I do have a ridiculous amount of menthol drop wrappers and bits of green yarn in my pockets, though.
3:51 AM
Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

Shredding, Slamming Fun

Image
Yeah, I'm closer to 40 than 14, but that doesn't mean I can't pretend to be in that band I always wanted to be in. And no, I can't play the guitar for real, but that doesn't mean I can't enjoy the tar out of this game. In fact, that's the whole POINT. The second version of this Playstation 2 diversion, called Guitar Hero as you can see here, just came out, but I'm too busy woodshedding on a borrowed version of the first one to care about that yet. At first, I sucked so thoroughly the game kicked me out of the song and the crowd booed. Yet now, I can successfully hit 80-96% of the notes on average of tunes ranging from Boston's "More Than A Feeling" to Audioslave's "Cochise." The cool thing is, songs you don't even like much and dismiss as crap, you get new respect for when you try to play them. You also learn how Nikki Sixx must have felt when his fingers and forearms ached from the amount of rockin' he was doing, but...
Read more

Show Me Your Hooters

Driving in traffic today, I got behind an 18-wheeler semi truck with a sign on the back that stated simply, in red, capital letters: SHOW ME YOUR HOOTERS. This poses a few queries in my mind, even if in no one else's: 1. Does that work? Are there women out there who'll strip off their tank tops and let boobies flap in the wind just free for the asking? 2. If one was going to entertain such a notion, how do you maintain control of your own vehicle whilst freeing said hooters? Philosophical questions such as these boggle the mind, and will likely puzzle scientists and theologians for millenia to come.
Read more

Le Jeu de les Livres (Book Game)

1. Grab the nearest book. 2. Open the book to page 123. 3. Find the fifth sentence. 4. Post the text of the next 3 sentences on your blog along with these instructions. 5. Don't you dare dig for that "cool" or "intellectual" book in your closet! I know you were thinking about it! Just pick up whatever is closest. Here's mine: They hadn't even known for certain (as the Witch did) that this is what would happen when Aslan came to Narnia. But they all knew that it was her spells which had produced the endless winter; and therefore they all knew when this magic spring began that something had gone wrong, and badly wrong, with the Witch's schemes. And after the thaw had been going on for some time they all realized that the Witch would no longer be able to use her sledge. BONUS POINTS: From what tome do these fair sentences hail? (p.s. I stole this from another blogger... find him at http://www.osbasso.blogspot.com/ )
Read more