Satanism??? What the?!?

You scored as Buddhism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Buddhism. Do more research on Buddhism and possibly consider becoming Buddhist, if you are not already.
Well, I'll be... but please, if I'm Buddhist, let me plaster pics of Siddhartha-style or even fat 'n' happy Buddhas on my walls. This one looks like somebody's gramma.

In Buddhism, there are Four Noble Truths: (1) Life is suffering. (2) All suffering is caused by ignorance of the nature of reality and the craving, attachment, and grasping that result from such ignorance. (3) Suffering can be ended by overcoming ignorance and attachment. (4) The path to the suppression of suffering is the Noble Eightfold Path, which consists of right views, right intention, right speech, right action, right livelihood, right effort, right-mindedness, and right contemplation. These eight are usually divided into three categories that base the Buddhist faith: morality, wisdom, and samadhi, or concentration. In Buddhism, there is no hierarchy, nor caste system; the Buddha taught that one's spiritual worth is not based on birth.

Buddhism

83%

Christianity

58%

Hinduism

58%

Paganism

54%

agnosticism

54%

Islam

54%

Satanism

38%

Judaism

33%

atheism

4%
Man, I think it says, "Thou shalt not be any percentage Satanist" somewhere in the Bible. I'm fucked.

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Comments

Jessica said…
I scored highest in buddhism too, which is strange because I'm without a doubt an atheist.
11:06 PM
V said…
Well, that's not too weird, Jess, 'cause Buddhism's not got any god-type person involved. Even Buddha himself's just sort of like the highest example of how to be.
4:18 PM
V said…
I don't doubt that, BB.

I always wondered who atheists cried out to during phenomenal sex (ok, old, stolen, joke).
4:19 PM
V said…
And too many commas (not Oxford, just mistaken).
4:19 PM
Julie said…
I scored a buddhist also. it's a very compassionate philosophy. there is some historical evidence that Jesus studied buddhism during his 'missing years' b/c his teachings are very similiar about loving kindness, forgivness, compassion and tolerance.
6:55 AM
Troy Camplin said…
well, if you think 38% satanism is bad, consider my results:

You scored as Satanism.



Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism

88%
Christianity

71%
Buddhism

63%
Paganism

58%
agnosticism

58%
Judaism

54%
Islam

54%
atheism

54%
Hinduism

46%
10:25 PM
Anonymous said…
You think you're freaked out. I scored as 54% Branch Davidian.
9:28 AM
Anonymous said…
And for your info, atheists scream out to no one... they don't get that far.

"Oh my.."

"Oh my..."

"Oh my..."

"Ahhh.."
9:30 AM
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