Walgreens Cashier Turns Into Commercial
SCENE: Standing in line at Walgreen's with a Take Five candy bar and a box of Garnier Nutrisse Hair Color, Macadamia #90, in my hands, behind a lady who had only a magazine.
PLAYERS: Cashier, The Lady In Front of Me, Me
(As the scene opens, Cashier rings up the magazine...)
CASHIER: Ok, one magazine (patronizingly)... Can I interest you in a Snickers bar today?
TLIFOM: Umm, well ok, I guess. I'm going to the hospital. (She takes 3 Snickers bars from the Cashier.)
CASHIER: Great, because when you're hungry, why wait?
ME: (stifled, unbelieving snickers) (not the candy bar, the giggles)
CASHIER: (eyes me with slightly slitted eyes, addresses TLIFOM) Thank you, come back.
CASHIER: (to me) Hi, how's it going? (rings up candy bar and hair color) Can I interest you in a Snickers bar today?
"We are now accepting callers for these beautiful pendant keychains."
-- J. McCrea, et. al.