Oysters in Cottonseed Oil -- because nothing piques one's culinary delight quite like grayish fish flesh tinned in industrial lubricant.
Lemon Extract -- With 20% Vaseline added to reduce viscosity
Del Monte DILL -- Far too pale and estranged from their state of origin to serve such a function, at least these DILLS know the value of education and plan to attend jr. college.
Nutrisystem Nourish -- Eat oxymoron dogs, on the cheap!
Maggi Delicias de Pollo -- Or as I affectionately call it, bagga chickin maggit stuff.
Arkona Herring Fillets - As Opus knows, a little paprika sauce makes herring "pop."
Jelly Mints -- Hated at Grandma's house since 1853.
Conclusion? Big Lots -- Repository of vomitously inedible foodstuffs.