Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Carpet, Honor, Europe




That title, in a nutshell, is why I've been absent from these hallowed halls the past 14 days -- the inherent duality of the universe has been completely and utterly evident in that space of breathing and blood flow that I occupy, trapping me inside an existential yin-yang constructed of both ouchy mountains and comfy clouds.

Carpet

A fortnight ago, my bathroom toilet decided to plot its revenge for my continual assaults and quietly overflow while I was at work. Of course I didn't discover it until several hours later, so I returned home not only to my usual floor-full of already-stained, beige, tract housing carpet, but with the added bonus of squishy sound effects, and after a few days, unbearable stank. All the carpet in the house had to be pulled up and industrial fans had to run for about a week to dry the place out. I suppose it's not so bad. I wanted laminate anyway.

Honor

Though nominated last year, this year, I was elected Teacher of the Year for my particular school by my peers. I will now have to write an essay and move on to the district-wide competition (which reminds me of winning the 4th grade spelling bee). The prize at this level? Unparallelled daily congratulation at work, and free lunch with my boss. Woot.

Europe

Some money came in. The last few times that happened, I just paid off credit card debt. This time, I decided to go to Europe with it, and to go alone. I leave tomorrow for London and will also ride the Eurostar (Chunnel) train to Paris (under the ocean!!) and spend a day there. Let's hope my high school language skillz don't fail me: "Ou est le salle de bain, s'il vous plait?"

Other than my 2 hour jaunt into Mexico this past summer, this will be my only time to have left the warm, comforting shores of Mother America. I'm scared and somewhat anxious, but excited to realize something I've been dreaming of for the past 25 years or so.
I have already been instructed not to involve myself in any international political affairs while I'm there.

I have a plethora of mixed feelings: guilt because I'm going and everyone else I know wants to go but can't afford it, fear that I'll be hated as a typical fat American or forget all the French I know or someone will look askance at me on the plane (for 7 hours) because I might take up an extra inch or two in the seat, that I'll accidentally lapse into my "really good" British accent... But beyond all that, I know it will be smashing. I idolize the British for their steadfastness and snobbery and wit and class, and I respect the French for being the existential, intellectual, artistic folk they are, even in the face of hatred from the most good-looking, popular nation on Earth. I expect to get a better view of who we are by walking among those who aren't us.


Every time I leave Texas and visit other places, I enjoy it, but I appreciate Dallas all the more. So I know I'll be glad while I'm gone, and gladder when I get home. Pray I don't exceed TSA suitcase limits for Mr. Kipling's and tea.
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“I'm from a little place called England ... We used to run the world before you.” -- Ricky Gervais

12 comments:

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

Sorry about the toilet. That sounds like a huge headache.

Wow, a vacation to England and France. Are you really going alone? How brave!

I hope you enjoy it.

Safe returns!

Ari said...

LBB: It was. I am really going alone -- in fact, I'm really here alone right now! Thanks for your well wishes.

Camplin said...

As I always say, Sell the house, sell the car, sell the kids, and go to Europe. Sometimes I wish I would do, instead of say.

Ari said...

Camplin: Europe's grand, but I love Texas more. And I'm sitting in the UK tired from a day in Paris typing that. Man, I love living in the U.S. :)

Ari said...

Camplin: Europe's grand, but I love Texas more. And I'm sitting in the UK tired from a day in Paris typing that. Man, I love living in the U.S. :)

Amandarama said...

Dude! Congrats on the Teacher of the Year nomination! That's awesome! Good luck with that! (Can I use more exclamation points?!)


My blogging absence has been much more mundane: Rock Band for the X-Box 360. I'm in the top 150 of my solo tour as a vocalist. Go me.

sevnetus said...

Sounds like Molly would say you go girl!

Trevor Record said...

Bon Voyage, Vicki.

Also: Too bad about the carpeting.

Ari said...

Amanda: Thanks! I think you should post vids on YouTube. I have no means of doing Rock Band at the present time and I am sad because of it.

Sevnetus: Thank you (both).

Trevor: I appreciate that.

Dr. T said...

Congrats on the Teacher of the Year win -- tho I never heard of winning something that then required you to write an essay.

As for Europe -- you have to do it like I did it and spend a month in a single place. Then you'll love it.

Julie said...

Oh MY! going to europe and France! I want to see lot of pictures and here about everything that you saw so I can live through you for a bit! That's the most wonderful thing! I've never seen a wells-fargo truck in a graveyard, so great choice to do w/ the money!

Sorry about the toliet! That i've lived through, ha! I hope everything is back to normal when you got home!

That's a big honor to win that award! My mom was a teacher 32 years, so I know you all are a pretty discerning group about teaching skills!

BrideOfPorkins said...

Too late to wish you a good trip to Europe (I hope it was), but congrats on the Teacher of the Year award!

Toilets. Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em. *sigh*

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