Garnier Lisa

O Garnier Lisa

Thy slightly bemused face shines out

From under gently cocooning flatironed tresses

Of Macadamia # 90

Without thy cornflower blue eyes

And thy Nearly Nude lips apainted

How would I find the searing chemicals I require

To make my own locks this Light Natural Blonde

Not too light yet not too dark

Among the myriad types at Walgreen's

Or at CVS?

Truly, I pray,

N'er shall come the day

When Garnier finds you too 2006

And updates yours

To some other visage, strange and unfamiliar

Causing me to hunt and scrabble, dark roots overlong,

Perhaps finding nothing.


p.s. I have so missed you all. I have been sucked into the dark, yet delicious underworld of the MMORPG, job changes, and finishing up a master's degree. They have sapped me, yet I hope to restore my blogging work to its former glory soon (probably not much of a stretch....). Kisses!


Heff said…
Nice to hear from you again. NOW GET TO BLOGGING !
Todd Camplin said…
That masters is a ton of work, I understand.
BrideOfPorkins said…
I have to drive a mile for one of her smiles, so sometimes I settle for a girl who looks very much like a younger Nancy Grace. I must be leaving it in too long, though, because when I first do my hair it wants to go track down missing people.

I know keeping busy is good but I'm glad you're back! Congrats on the degree and the job change and have fun MMORPGing!
Wigwam Jones said…
Welcome back! I know the feeling of dusting off a neglected blog and attempting to remember where the pencil sharpener is.
Ari said…
Heff: Yes, sir.

Todd: It was! Maybe not as much as one in nuclear physics, but I thought it was.

Bride: Teehee Grace # 87. I never thought what chemical brainwashing might be being done to me via haircolor.... creepy! Thanks for the kind words.

Wiggy: My brain needs sharpening as well. And thank you.
Berlinbound said…
Found you through Latigo - I'm a former reader.

Will stop in again ... all the best with the Masters.
Ari said…
Berlinbound: Thanks for stopping by! :weeps a tear for lost Latigo:

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