O Garnier Lisa
Thy slightly bemused face shines out
From under gently cocooning flatironed tresses
Of Macadamia # 90
Without thy cornflower blue eyes
And thy Nearly Nude lips apainted
How would I find the searing chemicals I require
To make my own locks this Light Natural Blonde
Not too light yet not too dark
Among the myriad types at Walgreen's
Or at CVS?
Truly, I pray,
N'er shall come the day
When Garnier finds you too 2006
And updates yours
To some other visage, strange and unfamiliar
Causing me to hunt and scrabble, dark roots overlong,
Perhaps finding nothing.
p.s. I have so missed you all. I have been sucked into the dark, yet delicious underworld of the MMORPG, job changes, and finishing up a master's degree. They have sapped me, yet I hope to restore my blogging work to its former glory soon (probably not much of a stretch....). Kisses!