Things I Never Thought I'd Have to Say to Them
(third graders, that is)
These are the new lunch policies, from now until THE END OF THE YEAR:
1) Don't ask for anyone else's food at lunch.
2) Don't give anyone else food at lunch.
3) If someone else gives you food at lunch, don't eat it.
4) Henceforth, if you DO eat six pieces of cake, OR drink six cartons of juice, or the like, and then throw up, guess who's NOT going to the nurse?
Violate these policies and you will be taking the bowling field trip, field day, and the end of the year party into your own hands.
Yep, it's seventeen days 'til summer, alright.