Thursday, November 10, 2005

This made me giggle and snort both

This is my kind of joke. It's got a third grade sensibility. And it has nothing to do with any fermented grape juice I may or may not have ingested.


The garbage man came early today. I heard his truck from inside the house so I threw on my robe and ran outside to catch him. He was pulling away from the neighbors curb when he saw me running waiving my arms.

"Hey! Wait!" I said catching up to him. "Am I too late for the garbage?"

He looked me up and down and said, "No, jump in."


defiant goddess said...

Oh, man. That is just wrong. LOL!

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

Maybe because your "junk" was showing.

Ari said...

I like it because it is elementarily wrong, Goddess.

Musta been, BB.

Azathoth said...

Heh. I like it.

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