Is to get this in response to your teeny-tiny-little-speck-of-hope-ass email:
"I found someone. I'm in a relationship now for about 3 months. It's going pretty well. What have you been up to?"
What's the moral of this sad, sad thing, kids?
Avoid hope like the plague.
Don't listen to Jesse Jackson.
Kill hope like it was a rat-sized fire ant that burned a flag on your front lawn on the Fourth of July.