Thursday, September 15, 2005

This is either a Word to the Wise...

or just a Note To Self:




Don't shoot tequila while doing this.
Just don't, alright?

14 comments:

defiant goddess said...

Aw, c'mon. It could be fun!

Jessica said...

Would you like to shed some light on this delightful, if not hilarious notion?

Amandarama said...

I have enough coordination challenges as it is. Using that thing drunk would probably lead to a trip to the emergency room.

Azathoth said...

How about whiskey instead?

Ari said...

It wasn't, I mean, it WOULDN'T be fun, Nee. Trust me.

It came to me in a dream. I don't know anything about how throats can close up, making you fear for your very life when you shoot too much agave juice while trying to stupidly multitask, Jess.

It does take some time to get the art of Gazelle-ing down, Amanda. I wasn't drunk yet but thought I'd get started during my last few minutes of being on the thing for the day.

Nah, I don't shoot whiskey anytime, Aza. I'm not that advanced a drinker. ;) Only the occasional mixing with Coke for the Jack D. and me.

Wigwam Jones said...

Whenever I buy exercise equipment, I always pause to consider how it will look when it is shoved into my garage and clothes are hanging from it. These are important considerations.

Ari said...

Well, Wig, for the past 33 years or so, I'd have agreed, but this year, a sudden realization of my fatness has inspired me.

Dave Morris said...

I could shoot tequila all night long, it's by far my favorite shot. If it weren't for scotch, I would need nothing else.

As for the exercising... Nah.

Ari said...

I concur except for the scotch part, Dave.

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

Tony Little, or Little Tony?

Either way, he's got too much energy.

Rob Seifert said...

Ew! This is icky on so many levels...

RCS

Ari said...

True, Fonz.

Ickiness is but one of the fascinating facets of the universe, Rob. :)

Julie said...

Does anyone know if he has a mullett?

Ari said...

I think he might just have thinning on top long hair, Jules.

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